Know it's not the April 1st, but thought you might like this article found by our friends in ARES.

https://www.chicagotribune.com/consumer-reviews/sns-bestreviews-electronics-the-best-handheld-digital-scanner-20191016-story.html

Glad to see those "thousands of hours of research" didn't go to waste. :-P

73,

 Jer aka AK6QJ